Unable to cross from one bank to another
We got lost round Chippinghurst Manor yesterday, because the path disappeared.
This is how one can afford to close the bridges & foot-paths.
"When England was hunting for a manager to replace Sven Goran Eriksson in 2006, the FA decided to conduct final interviews at an elegant 16th-century Oxfordshire manor house. Steve McClaren, Luiz Felipe Scolari, Sam Allardyce and Martin O'Neill were summoned to Chippinghurst Manor, the country home of Sir Victor Blank, the chairman of Lloyds TSB."
"Chippinghurst Manor cost £1.3million when he [Sir Victor] bought it in 1985"
(looks like this article was used by the Mail for theirs).
Text at top confirms what we found.
So no puns about being unable to cross from one bank to another.